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She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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