We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
if only i could text you this smell
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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it glows. i had to have it.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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