If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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