Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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