1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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