guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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