i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍