If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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