he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
