I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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