guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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