I am in a vortex of obligation.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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