my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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