It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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