grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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