People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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