Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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