Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think

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(415): View more from California

Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.

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(512): View more from Texas

stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup

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(630): View more from Illinois

Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.

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(631): View more from New York

she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly

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(251): View more from Alabama

You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.

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