just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music