Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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