Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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