I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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