Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize