Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
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It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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