I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
The air taste purple.
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