If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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