Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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