**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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