I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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