My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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