So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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