theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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