Already got asked if we're dating
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
how do flat chested girls get laid?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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