I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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