hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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