Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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