I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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