i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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