Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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