I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
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I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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