The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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