Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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