Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
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