Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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