Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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