Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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