Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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