Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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