On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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