And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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