Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
how does that bad decision feel?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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