Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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