my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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