Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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