U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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