Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Acid is not a monday night drug
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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