it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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